|Don't Threaten To Steal A Cop's Penis!|
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
dancing lessons in the streets of seattle
These are around the corner from the shop I work at, it’s always funny seeing people occasionally trying out the steps in the sidewalk
- Letters to Shohan: Philosophy on Love and Hate (via violetabocage)
I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both