Don't Threaten To Steal A Cop's Penis!

vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

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